WHOOO!!!! NEW PAGE!!!!!!!!
I can breathe now. All the other pages are full..... Not like there's a limit or anything, but you know what I mean. Or maybe you don't..... or... well... erm..... ANYWAY. I went to this AWESOME website (quotezoe.weebly.com) which I helped with a LOT. Yup, I even have credits! And, anyway, it's all about quotes and some of her videos... And I just began thinking... hmmm..... I wonder what mayonaise tastes like if you put it on a pickle. Well, I thought that but i ALSO thought about how cool it would be if I had some quotes on cheese rocks! So after thinking about it for about a week I decided to try to put mayo on a pickle! But unfortunately we were out of pickles. :( I know, if any of you have pickles I'd love to have one! But the website, I decided to put some qotes on here. hope you like them! If it doesn't say the author, it means I forgot the author.
A friend will bail you out of jail - a BEST friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "BOY THAT WAS FUN!"
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use making a fool of yourself.
Build a an a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Evening news begins with "good evening" and proceeds to tell us why it isn't.
Children : you spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk. You spend the next 16 telling them the sit down and shut up.
If God is watching over us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I didn't say it was your fault! I said I was blaming you.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many!
A clear conscience is a sure sign of bad memory.
I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy EVERY minute of it.
Keep the dream alive : hit snooze.
There are three kinds of people. The ones who learn by reading, the ones who learn by observing, and then the rest of them who have to touch the fire to know it's hot.
Hard work never killed anyone. - but why take the chance?
EVERYTHING is edible. But some things are only edible once.
What happens if you get scared half to death - twice?
Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it!
The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease - sometimes it gets replaced.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, they'd be on my knees!
It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain
A true friend is someone who thinks that you're a good egg even though they know you're a little bit cracked.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
I'm not retreating! I'm advancing in the other direction!
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
When in doubt, tacos is ALWAYS the answer.
The number is always four.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Gandhi
If you judge a fish on its ability to fly it will spend it's whole life thinking it's stupid. - Albert Einstein
The best protection any woman can have..... is courage. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
War doesn't determine who's right - just left. - unknown
You miss 100% of the shots you never take. - unknown
When one door closes, another opens. But often people spend so long staring longingly at the closed door that they completely miss the one that has opened. - Helen Keller
It is better to die for something than to live for nothing.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
God gave us dreams a size too big so we could grow into them.
So often times it happens that we live our life in chains and never even know we have the key.
The best way to make our dreams come true is to wake up.
When you were born you cried and the world rejoiced. Live life in such a way that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Walt Disney
Most of the shadows in life are caused by standing in your own sunshine.
After the game, the King and the Pawn go in the same box.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, a comedy for those who think.
There are no classes in life for beginners.
Every noble job is at first impossible.
You have enemies? Good. It means you've stood up for something some time in your life.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new - Albert Einstein
There is no impossible. Even Impossible Spells I. M. possible!
A true leader as no need to lead - they are content to point the way.
Anyone can hold the helm while the sea is calm.
You cannot command if you have not learned to obey.
Happiness does not depend on outward things, but how we perceive them.
Stay silent or say somehting better than silence