The science of cheese.
I promise you this will not be noring and if it is I grant you permission to e-mail me at [email protected] and tell me how terible it was. Okay, lets start this.
the first thing we would like to do here on cheesology, is prove your science teacher wrong. You know how they say that water is the only substance that can be in all three forms, liquid, solid, gas? Well they are dead wrong! Cheese can too! regular cheese is in the form of a solid, when you melt cheese really well it is a liquid and I know what you're thinking, how can it be a gas? Well when you eat a lot lot LOT of cheese you get gas, and there you go, cheese in gas form. (Except this gas does not smell like cheese, I am warning you, do not sniff cheese gas or any type of natural gas for that matter....) So yeah, tell that to your scince teacher! (not the do not sniff cheese gas part, they probably already know not to do that.) Tell us what else we should add on this page!!!
(Idea submitted by Xavier)
the first thing we would like to do here on cheesology, is prove your science teacher wrong. You know how they say that water is the only substance that can be in all three forms, liquid, solid, gas? Well they are dead wrong! Cheese can too! regular cheese is in the form of a solid, when you melt cheese really well it is a liquid and I know what you're thinking, how can it be a gas? Well when you eat a lot lot LOT of cheese you get gas, and there you go, cheese in gas form. (Except this gas does not smell like cheese, I am warning you, do not sniff cheese gas or any type of natural gas for that matter....) So yeah, tell that to your scince teacher! (not the do not sniff cheese gas part, they probably already know not to do that.) Tell us what else we should add on this page!!!
(Idea submitted by Xavier)
Liquid
Solid
Gas
MORE FORMS OF CHEESE GAS!!!
wow.
This is a VERY extreme fart and if anyone can take a picture of them doing it (Please take picture without showing face or nude butt) then I will personally give them their own wahtever they want(That doesn't cost money on my part)
Gess what else!
Cheese is not a meat, right? Well there is afood that isn't meat that is alive! CHEESE!!!!!! Cheese comes from mold, which comes from milk, which comes from cows,w hcih are alive! Got any other ideas people!?!?!?!?